So, my friend was selling Avon the other day and I happened to be in need of new tweezers so I thought why not?
I got these:
They said they were “mini” but whoa I got them today and I was flabbergasted. I did not expect them to be so tiny!
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Guys. It’s smaller than my thumb!
This is insane, I feel ripped off >.>
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I was fine. Just a guy living on my own; waiting for the sky to fall. Then you called and changed it all~
Velvet lips and the eyes to pull me in.
We both know you’d already win.
Mmmm~ Your original sin~You fooled me once with your eyes now, honey.
You fooled me twice with your lies~
when you’re reading the most amazing fic and it has several chapters and it gives all those otp feelings and you start to cry because it’s perfect and then you see the last date it was updated: 05/12/1435
WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE
ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS
HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be
joe you ain’t SHIT
my childhood was ruined at this precise moment
(Source: rschocolate)
Via Blessed are the dumbfucks






